Hey gif artists … if you don’t turn this bird into a dildo or a taco by noon you have failed your jobs.
via cineraria: man catches flying bird with bare hand - YouTube
Crying
V. The act of shedding tears from ones eyes that tends to mean the person is really sad or just hurt goddammit.
Ex. Why are you crying?
Probably because you’re an insensitive bitch
Haiku for an insomniac
Tonight I don’t sleep
My brain will never be clear
My awaking point
Friendly reminder that there’s a twin turbo V8 hammering out a little less than 600hp under there.
You don’t lose your mind all at once, no one does. You lose it one shred at a time.
“Some say love is a burning thing
That makes a fiery ring
Oh but I know love as a fading thing
Just as fickle as a feather in a stream
See, honey, I saw love. You see, it came to me
It put it’s face up to my face so I could see
Yea then I saw love disfigure me
Into something I am not recognizing” - Phosphorescent, Song for Zula
No one can blow the shows
Or throw the bones that break your nose like I can
But the men that fall so deep
In love they start to weep themselves to sleep can
